What I want as a computer user vs. what I want as a computer programmer are often polar and contradictory opposites.

As a programmer, I want computer languages and operating systems that give me complete, direct, and possibly dangerous control over the hardware. The power to not only create blisteringly fast and efficient code, but also to bring down the whole machine on a whim. If I can break the hardware in the process, all the better.

This is the essence of my earliest exposure to programming: writing BASIC programs in MS-DOS, with assembly language for the performance-critical sections. Translating the assembly language into the hexadecimal digits representing machine code, loading these codes into a BASIC string, and calling the address of the string directly. Getting into the muck of segmented memory, PEEKing and POKEing memory directly, engaging in dirty tricks to push the hardware to its limits, writing self-modifying code to squeeze every bit of power out of every CPU cycle. The antithesis of the UNIX philosophy.

As a user, I want all of the above to disappear, and programmers to be forced into high-level, safe, and nominally interpreted languages, on protected-mode operating systems that erect impregnable walls between software and hardware. As a user, I essentially want my computer to be as much of an appliance as my toaster.

If I get what I want as a programmer, the users’ lives become frustrating, and the audience and ultimate reach of computing is reduced.

If I get what I want as a user, most programmers’ lives become tedium and drudgery, as they’re reduced from engineers to technicians.

However, if I get what I want as a programmer, perhaps computers become once again the exclusive domain of geeks who will never again equate a CD-ROM tray to a cupholder or ignore┬áthe distinction between the web and the Internet, or refer to crackers as hackers. Doesn’t sound like a bad outcome, from my perspective.

It’s probably better for humanity that I don’t get my way. Just don’t take away my old DOS machine and my old assembler, lest I become even more of a curmudgeonly old fart than I already am.